The Vineyard Invasion

Texas Governor Abbott

Had a nasty habit

Of shipping out illegals

To the land of bluest liberals.

Obama and Kerry could have lent a hand

by pitching tents on their waterfront land

But The locals were aghast

And the Governor had to act fast.

So Healey came down hard

By calling out the National Guard.

So the tension did rise

In the land of the prize

So the invading fifty

Were acted on swiftly

So find a new location

Far away from the rich on vacation

So the locals who were terrified

Were appeased by hypocrisy personified

Phil Gallagher